Sisson St. Dump Kids

Baltimore Sports Heroes Artie Donovan & Chris Ely
WJZ Health Beat and Weekend Weather Kellye Lynn & Bob Sopka
Legendary Local WJZ Reporters Mike Shuh & Stan Saunders
Legendary Local WJZ Reporters Pat Warren & Alex Demetrick
WJZ Legends Dick Gelfman & Michael Olesker
WJZ Weather Gods Bob Turk & Tim Williams
WJZ Power Duo Jessica Kartalija & Mary Bubala
WJZ Power Duo Al Sanders & Jerry Turner
WJZ Power Duo Kai Jackson & Sally Thorner
WJZ Power Duo Mark Viviano & John Buren
WJZ Power Duo “Harry Horni” & Ron Matz
(The Jekyll and Hyde of Local TV News)
WJZ Power Duo Vic Carter & Denise Koch
WJZ Power Duo Don Scott & Marty Bass
WJZ Power Duo Richard Sher & Oprah Winfrey
Orioles Super Fan “Wild Bill” Hagy
Nick Mosby Halloween!
Morose Alcoholic and Literary Depressive Edgar Allen Poe
Archbishop of Baltimore William Lori
Local Man Local Mann
Former Mayor Jack Young
Local Celeb Hampden Elvis
WJZ Great Don Scott
Local Celeb Krystal Koons (She’s gonna WOW ya)
Parasite Shit Monger Kim Klacik
Local Celeb Divine
Local Celeb Edith Massey
Local Celeb Jack Antwerpen says “YES” to every deal
Local Celeb Michael Phelps
Former Mayor Sheila Dixon
Bmore Sports Great Billy Ripken
Bmore Sports Great Lamar Jackson
Baltimore Mascot Healthy Holly
WJZ Great Marty Bass
Former State’s Attorney Marilyn Mosby
Baltimore Mascot Grogu Scott (the Mayor’s dog)
Bmore Politician Thiru Vignarajah
The Great Comptroller of Baltimore Bill Henry
Bmore Assassin John Wilkes Booth
Noted Hater of Baltimore Larry Hogan
Disgraced Former Mayor (and author) Catherine Pugh
Orioles Owner and Hostage Taker Peter Angelos
Local Attraction Chap’s Pit Beef
Local Attraction Howard Street Bridge
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